"Oh god no, don't do it now," Will said hastily. "You'll be there forever. Moose is a sometimes food. Save it for when more people are at the table to impress with your kitchen wizardry. And we got drive-thru on the way into town just to blow Arthur's tiny mind. I'm going to go and wash the dirt out of my hair, I'll be back." He headed off to the bathroom, yanking off his coat on the way, dropping his clothes on the bathroom floor, and jumping into the shower with a sigh of relief to be able to sluice away the last week's worth of muck.