Will jabbed his finger on the tabletop. "And the strawberry is weird!" He might finish his one anyway, because it was still a donut and he did hate to waste food.
Backing away from the heavy shit, that was exactly the right move. He still had to process this and keep on top of it before he could talk about it any further anyway. Jokes were safe and easy and reliable.
"I'm still going to feed this to Alan and see what he thinks. Triple-down on the betrayal when it's not even as advertised. It truly is the worst."