Will stared at Rob, and slowly slumped against the wall of the bathtub.
Well. Here went nothing.
"I fucked Melpomene less than a week after Alan ended it with her," he said dully. If that didn't drive Rob away, the rest probably wouldn't either. "She came over to have a go at Alan but he weren't here, and she hit on me and I was drinking, so I thought, why the fuck not? Everything else fucking sucks, why not this as well."
He stared at the edge of the bath as water fell over his body, mouth set in a grim, miserable line.