"I was really very drunk," Tuck laughed. "The building did deserve it though. Definitely."
"Should have taken a shit on the stairs then! Commit to it, come on!" Clio said raising her glass to them.
Tuck snorted at that. "We did think of that, but pissing just seemed quicker all up. Most the time we spent hiding in haylofts, was because we got run out of town by angry husbands. And an occasional wife. That Alan, playing his music at the local pub. Real drawer-dropper."