"This much alcohol and thiiiis much soda," Sloth replied, indicating the sweetness of beverage she wanted. "In a big cup with a straw!" She looked around his apartment, at the Christmasy slogans framed on the wall, festive throw pillows covered in junk food wrappers, empty bottles scattered on the shaggy floor rug in front of the TV, and thought, oh yes. I could make this work.