The god of the Underworld, Hades Couldn’t get very far with the ladies For a chance he released His incredible beast And then Cerberus gave them all rabies!"
This time he did fall off the chair, and had to be helped back on again. He decided to stop calling people out and just shouted the name of who it was about.
"Hecate, a reader of tarot Had predictions as sharp as an arrow Do not get her vexed Or you’ll end up hexed And they’ll pick up your parts in a barrow
-not sexy, but a bit true.
There was a big dummy named Herc Who tended to loom and to lurk He doesn’t say much But he’s got the right touch And he sends all the ladies berserk
- yeeeeeaahhhh boy!
Artemis the huntress has planned To sleep with not one single man But let me just say That if she looks my way She will soon be saying, “I can!”
-Artemis!? You are MISSING OUT! I keep tellin' ya!"