"Peitho, a goddess with wealth Kept all manner of things on the shelf One thing she would hold Was a dildo of gold “My dear, it’s just good for your health!”"
Ares put on a high pitched voice in imitating Peitho, snorted at himself, and tossed the napkin aside.
"Now. Peitho has a pet mortal. I liked the look of her. Where's she?" He searched the crowd, hand shading his eyes, but gave up with a shrug that nearly wobbled him off the chair.
"A sensuous maiden called Luna Likes boys to swim in her lagoon-a They dive in the swells To crack open her shells Then all come up smelling of tuna"