Ares PERFORMS- anyone can react- around 2am
Ares was now VERY drunk. He found his way to the performance area and dragged a chair noisily into the centre, then grunted loudly as he climbed onto it.
"OI!" he boomed, to get the attention of the whole class.
Ever since leaving Melpomene's company, he had been drinking and scribbling on napkins, and now he raised a fistful of them before him, his goblet of wine in the other. (Must always drink from goblets. Or horns.)
"I am here to SLAY YOU with MY WORDS. AHEHEMEMEM. Lend me your ears, motherfuckers!
There once was a god from Olympus Whose poems were over ambitious He started to write And stayed up all night These hor’dourves are really delicious!
That's the warm up! Is Zeus here? ZEUS! FUck that guy.
There once was a Greek god named Zeus Whose love was turned into a goose, He said, “Oh well, fuck it”, Put its head in a bucket And shagged that bird in the caboose!
And now- one for the HOST!
Hermes the god was so swift You’d think that this would be a gift He fucks way too fast Can’t manage to last But his lovers all get some airlift!"
Ares found himself excessively funny. For a guy who wasn't known for poetry, he was having immense fun reading from the napkins. As he finished each one, he tossed it aside to the floor.