Tuck smiled to himself as Much enthused about shampoo. "I came home to a ransacked house. I called the police and Guy showed up, so I am sure he is the one who made the mess in the first place. He came with reinforcements, so I couldn't even jam a sword in his arse. They started ripping up the place, looking through all my records. Which...to be honest, they're boring so that actually fills me with a kind of glee."