guess which scenes i spent last night reading...
Euterpe couldn't believe this was having this conversation with a grown man. Not just a grown man, but an immortal who was hundreds and hundreds of years old.
"Padraig," she said seriously. "You are so full of weird Christian guilt and issues, that I don't know if you're going to have an actual mental breakdown the first time you allow yourself to have an orgasm, and I certainly don't want that feeling to be associated with me."