The cupcakes were of very little interest to Vepar, even if he was making them out to be. Vepar could be a very accomplished liar and charmer. It was a wonder he had never been a snake, although being a mermaid came with its own benefits.
So with a chocolate cupcake in one hand, Vepar pressed a button to raise his anchor with the other. "We could sail right now," he said brightly, smiling over at the daughter of the God of the seas. "Say the word."