The shameless flirtations did not go unnoticed, but he didn't reward them (at least he didn't think he was). It made his skin crawl. He invisible name tattooed on his forehead for all the world to see must have been glaring. It was practically flashing neon now. He was waiting for the entire store to come running around the corner to laugh.
"Does yours like water?" he said turning his face away because he was nervous with this attention. "Because mine practically jumps in the shower and the sink. I think she was born in water." His mouth was unloading when he probably should have just walked away as quickly as possible.