He set his free hand on the back of Alex' head. If this was what marriage was, he could really live with that. "Such hardship." But then he kissed Alex again so really he was mostly just full of shit.
"And if you want to hide, you need to train him out of licking my face to get me up. Bacon breath is kind of obvious.. "Alright pitfall one avoided. There's the one covered in spikes." He paused. "And snakes." He really meant their mothers but he was fairly sure Alex would get it. "They'll know eventually you know. And probably murder us both. Or just me, yours actually likes you. And dying is awful."