He gave a sigh and shrugged, "not yet but with these creatures it wouldn't surprise me. You might ask Satan though, he did sell a girl an apple. He'd probably sell some idiot a piece of candy."
He smirked, then scoffed and went to pat her head, "you're absolutely threatening, except when you're not. What is it with the girl thing anyway, did you guys just decide to fuck with everyone one day? Got bored and said 'you know what'd be funny? Apocalypse girls.' And I said expected, not 'do this'. The devil is in the details love. Now what are you doing here? Creating new and inventive STD's? Because the house I came from is surely trying to beat you there."