"I broke my wrist once," Theseus offered without much shame. "It was a good party." He smiled fondly at Jamie, "well good considering otherwise my plan was to track you down."
He looked to Jayden and frowned. "Shitty folks?" He sounded sympathetic. Him and Jamie were lucky, and he was aware of it. It was awful when one's parents weren't so accepting. "It is my sworn duty to make Thomas' head explode in glee." He offered a nod to that before smiling. "You say that like I'm not likable. But speaking of parentals." He drew a card from his pocket and handed it to Jamie. "Ma and George sends this." He knew it had some money in it. "She didn't know what to get you and George said money always works so they say happy birthday. And don't listen to me but you know ignore that part."