Roxanna had been finishing up an essay that she'd been putting off for a week, when the knock came on the door. She figured it was either her RA, or, more likely, Alice had forgotten her keys again. So she got up to answer the door.
"Honestly, Alice, you need to staple those things to-yooooou're not Alice," she said, peering at the strange girl on the other side. "Were you looking for someone?"