Jamie nodded. "You're not the only one with a godly parent, but it sounds you drew the short end of the stick in that regard, I'm sorry to say."
Roxanna eyed him warily. "I swear to god, if your father is Zeus or some shit-"
"No, no, nothing like that," Jamie reassured her. "My mom is the goddess, the embodiment of the Nerd Subculture. Yes, that's a thing. Yes, other things exist that have gods that you wouldn't think do. Like Coffee."
"...There's a goddess of Coffee," she said flatly.
"Really nice," Jamie said. "Very perky."
That made her giggle. And once she started, she couldn't stop. It went on for a few long moments, bordering on hysterical, until she put her head between her knees and took a few deep breaths. "She's perky," she wheezed. "Of course she is."
"Did I break you?" Jamie asked, raising an eyebrow.
She waved on hand. "No, no, I'm fine. I haven't laughed in weeks, it felt...pretty good, actually."
She sat back up and addressed Lena. "That actually makes a lot of sense," she sighed. "Getting knocked off your pedestal sucks, sure, but that doesn't mean you can take it out on people who have no idea about your world. And to answer your question: I'm not even going to bother trying. Hecate said she'll just tell him I insulted her, and he'll just kiss her and ask how he can fix it." She shrugged. "I did call her a bully. I'm not seeing the untruth."