"Just you be careful, or I'm going to walk right up to you and do a booty dance," he said, reaching for his flannel pants.
"Oh he knows that. We were a bishop way before the chastity laws came in and we didn't bother with it at all. Hell, the first time we- I- The first time I met George I slept with him. I never married because I found the practices in Ireland abhorrent, but I didn't see purity as a requirement to serve God either. And I still don't, because it's ridiculous. Didn't know that thing about the lands though, goodness.
"I think when those laws came in, he made vows to stick to them and he has even though he thinks the laws are bollocks. It doesn't make sense."