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"Bandages are in the first aid kit," he said first, followed by, "and if every time I flog myself, it ends with a hand shandy, that rather defeats the purpose. My wires are all crossed. I literally could not stop myself. I tried. I've been chaste for centuries and now that's just...gone."
Even as he moaned about it though, he moved a little so that George could bandage him up.