"Like a bad dog," Semele added with a pleased smile. "Well, he seemed pretty moody when I ran into him at a stripclub a few weeks back. Don't mean he's not sleeping with everything that moves though. Didn't know who I was to start with and he would've fucked me if I hadn't mentioned it." It had been tempting for a short while, she had to admit. Not because she wanted to sleep with her son, but because she could think of no more hilarious prank than turning to him afterwards to cry 'ha! I'm your mom! You fucked your mom!'
"You could always just pretend you're sleeping with Theseus. Is it attractive?"