ALEX SAYS, FOR THE RECORD, HE IS TOTALLY A DRAGON-RIDING TARGARYEN
Alex hit the floor again, swearing loudly in Greek and hoping like hell he didn't have a concussion. But he hauled himself onto his knees, walking on them over to Richard and glaring down at him. "I have no idea what you said, and at this point, I don't care," he told him. "But, at the risk of repeating myself: fuck you. I'm sure it was something ridiculous anyway."