"Oh my god, you're a wizard." She held her mug up for him to pour whiskey into. "Let's get hammered. I have never been hit by a boyfriend in my life, and of course the first guy I want to settle down with is the one who does it. Serves me right for thinking I could have nice things. So. Drinking. Though you might have to then stop me from trying to jump your bones. I haven't had sex in months. Stupid monogamy."