"What she needs to do is find a medical professional who is bored and has time on their hands. Let them dilute her. Then again, most people eat her so maybe she ought to figure that out too."
Smiling she patted his cheeks, "you were so tiny and adorable. Now you're just adorable. And so smart too. My little bug, growing like a weed." She chuckled, "good boy, show them who's boss." She clapped her hands then, "oh do let me show anyone who tells me I don't know what I'm doing because I'm currently female. I won't kill them, promise. I always like doing that. I love sexism. It lets me have fun."
"Silly mortals. Don't worry little bug. If that's what you want I'll help you. I won't deny my little bug a thing." Smiling she kissed him before laughing, "oh the old ones are fun." She shook her head, "make ties. Alliances. Good to have when things go sour."