Jamie had made himself some sandwiches a couple hours ago, and while he knew that if he started his homework now he'd have it out of the way, he was dicking around on the internet instead. It was more entertaining than calculus, so sue him.
"No," he called out, deadpan. "I'm naked and there are 5 French boys stuffed in my closet." He got up and opened the door. "Yes, it's safe. What's up?"