"Augh," Jamie said, letting his head flop against the back of the chair. "He sounds so charming. I don't get fundamentalists. I really do not get them at all."
"Dad, you don't have to be sorry. From the sound of it, he deserved it. He doesn't know anything about me at all, and he still wants to sit in judgment of both my life and your ability as a parent. Fuck him."