"God ages don't really count tho, do they?" Sloth mused. "I'm like, a few thousand years old or something, I've forgotten exactly. Does that bother you?" He turned his head to look at 4chan. "I used to be a lot more demonic, when the priests were more into instilling the fear of God in people. Like, pretty fugly and evil." He bared his teeth and held his hands up like claws.
"People don't give a fuck now, tho. It's a pretty good life." He shrugged and held out his hand for the bong. "And dude, I fap all the time. What else is there to even do?" 4chan's energy was all over the place, but Sloth found he didn't mind too much. It wasn't infecting him, after all.