"Oh, there was a while during the Victorian period that I lounged around a lot doing opium, as a woman. It happens. If I really wanted to force it, I could change, since women are allowed to be just as lazy as men these days, but I really can't be fucked, and pissing is more fun as a dude." Sloth shrugged and passed 4chan the bong. "Tits are good though. All soft and warm. Mmmmmm."
He slumped back into the chair, enjoying the warm lethargy settling over him. This was the life. "So, are you actually nine years old? I'm getting a slight pedobear vibe when I think about that..."