Zoe moved off him and sat on the floor as she listened to him. When he literally said 'ow', she pressed her lips together to try to hold in her laughter, She held up a cake covered hand, "I swear I'm not laughing at you..." but she smiled and her shoulders shook with silent laughter. "You should probably rest then. I can take a cab home." though how she'd get a cab to take her looking like this... ------- "No, no, no," he latched onto her arm. "Stay...." She was laughing at him. He was laughing at himself! He tried getting up, looking like an old man hobbling to stand and straighten his back. He'd been in worse scrapes. But injuries from sex and injuries from stealing a car were different. Lust wasn't a hunk of metal. ------- She stood up slowly with him, trying to help him. "I'd make an old man joke but I think you'd pout.." she shook her head, "You should soak in the tub and get rest, Greed..." she would love to stay but if he was injured, he needed to take care of himself. She rubbed her fingers together, "I wish I could shower myself." ------ "You can take a shower. With me in it." He waited for her face to turn. "With clothes on. Just to wash the cake off?" He licked off a bit of frosting from his lip, straightening up enough to hear a few vertebrae crack. Well, that certainly helped. -------- Zoe gave him a look with a bemused smile, "I... don't think that's a good idea." she didn't trust him even with clothes on. He was clever, he'd find a way to talk her out of just her shirt or just her pants and then.. "Yeah. No. Not happening." she waved her hands in a 'no' motion in front of her. "Besides, I don't live here. I have nothing to change into if my clothes are all drenched." not that it was better now with them all sticky. She held up a finger, "Uh uh uh, before you even say it, that is a problem." since she was sure he wouldn't have any problems with her being naked in his apartment. ------ He grinned pleased with his option, but then she sunk that ship. "Being naked isn't a bad thing." He pouted then pointing a finger at her dirty frosted nose. "I have clothes you can wear." ------ "No, you're right. Being naked isn't a bad thing. Being naked anywhere near you, that's a bad thing. That is a horrible thing. In fact, it might be the worst thing of all time."
She narrowed her eyes at him, "Alright.. as long as they actually cover my body. And I can have a shower? One with not you in it?" ------ Greed wiped off his face with a kitchen towel and his hands which still stuck to everything. He used a little water and motioned for Zoe to follow him with a tilt of his head. They made a pathway through his bedroom and into the black bathroom.
He shuffled through his clothes finding a well used t-shirt and pair of drawstring workout pants. "I'd prefer the no pants, but I don't think you'd like that." He chuckled to himself tossing the clothes on the bed. "It's clean sheets," he threw a hand up to promise her because he knew where she was gonna go with that.
"I guess I have the sink to wash up in with the leftover spaghetti." ------- Zoe followed him, trying to make sure she didn't get cake on any of his things. She chuckled at the t-shirt and quickly pecked his cheek when he even produced bottoms, "Thank you!" because she knew he could have easily just only given her the t-shirt.
She wrinkled her nose at the bed and then looked at him, "You could boil this bed in bleach and it'd still never be clean." she shook her head, "No, don't worry, I'll be fast I promise and then you can shower too."