"Bro!" the imageboard exclaimed, taking the handful of products, and standing up on his toes, half-hugging the much, much older deity with a sort of overbearing, but genuinely innocent enthusiasm. "When did you get cool?" he grinned, backing away like absolutely nothing had happened, and taking the product with him. He was practically bouncing into the kitchen before Higher Education could get a word in edgewise.
"You should stick around!" he called. "I have some coffee I could make you if you want."