"Oh well, I guess I'll have to stick to my own hair. That way you don't have to break anything while attempting violence." It was fortuitous Victor didn't have issues joking about this kind of thing, considering his past. He was able to separate the two well enough.
He made sure the shampoo was rinsed out of her hair and he searched around for some conditioner. He didn't really use it, but he knew he had some in case he had house guests. He had only ever expected Rose or Aislinn to use it on the off-chance they ever needed to stay at his place. "I think the conditioner is in my medicine cabinet. I'm going to have to do an awkward walk across the bathroom because I lack forethought."