"Yeah, but with an external harddrive, you'd never lose anything." he shrugged. "You could back everything up. More people should have them." Oh, the problems that could be avoided with a secondary hard drive- no the porn someone could store on one of those things. 4chan had entire harddrives of porn and pirated movies and video games. They were really so useful.
And then, 4chan settled his elbows onto his knees, his chin onto his hands, and grinned rather widely up at him. Almost leering, all white teeth and terror. Almost Cheshire-like in it's very solid, very devious presence. "I don't think I'm talking about either of those." he said. Granted, if he had a tail it would be positively waggling in delight right now. "I'm talking about why I, 4chan, am here in your apartment, Mr. Higher Education."
He tilted his head a bit, and rested on one of his hands, body language relaxing, still smiling but less so."I'm talking about you letting me in here even though I've done nothing but bother you. I'm talking..." he gave a slight stretch, and settled himself back into a little slump. "...you need a break."