Zoe smiled wide, a little sparkle coming back into her eyes. She wanted to kiss him so instead pressed her lips together and shook her head, "No, that's okay. I wouldn't visit you in prison."
She frowned, yes he'd said that already but it didn't mean she understood it. From what Greed said, Lust sounded amazing. "Okay, so she's your sister and your playmate, she protects you, she takes care of you, she loves you, she has sex with you.... she sounds better than a perfect girlfriend." she shook her head, Lust sounded perfect, so what Zoe didn't get was.. "Why do... did you need.. I mean.." she frowned, maybe he liked the variety in sex, so he slept with other girls, but.. he couldn't sleep with her. He'd always used to say that he liked her because she let him be himself around her, she frowned again as a thought came to her and she pointed at him, "You wanted a friend... but because you're an excess horndog, you didn't know how to not make it sexual..." and because Zoe was a moron who associated feelings with physical intimacy, they went in a direction they never should have.
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"Why not? Orange is fashionable this year."
Her words rang out against his ears. A siren whirling off in his head with the bright lights. He didn't even answer her, he just nodded. He'd told her before he didn't have friends, he didn't make many because they never stuck.
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Zoe's eyes widened in disbelief at him, "Chance!" she covered her face with her hands and groaned when she finally dropped them. "This was never meant to happen. You already have a girlfriend!" she waved her hand between them, "Why didn't you pick some slutty college girl? She would have been thrilled to do some friends with benefits thing with you. They love playing hard to get, you would have had a great time!" she ugh'd and pressed a hand to her temple.
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"Lust isn't my girlfriend. She's always there but she's not my girlfriend." She really had it completely backwards. "I could have, but episode a slutty college student have stopped to talk to me?"
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Zoe shook her head, "Yes. She is. She is the definition of a girlfriend." she gave him a thoughtful look, "Probably. She probably also would have jumped your bones and then ordered a pizza."
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"No she isn't," though in Zoe's head it made the perfect definition. "You were."
He nodded, not making any bones about that. "I'd have been the one to order pizza." A small smirk.
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Zoe just sighed, "A girl you couldn't sleep with or you'd die, and couldn't be with or she'd die versus a girl who's with there for you always and has sex with you all the time." she gave him a winced look, "We were an experiment that failed." his acceptance of the slutty college girl theory only made her sigh again. This whole thing happened because he targeted the wrong girl to get what he wanted. She shook her head and looked at him, "Why didn't you tell me about her..? You could have made up something if you thought I wouldn't have understood about you sleeping with your sister. I wouldn't have let it get this far if I knew.." she finished in a murmur. If she had known that he had someone like Lust already, it would have been much easier to put her foot down... right?