Goddammit you two. Stop being so entertaining. XD
"And then they'll say you're drunk, and they'll take away your tequila," Tezcatlipoca pointed out, in what he thought was a perfectly logical way. "And then I'd have to punch you back, and we both know that never ends well." He finished his glass and gestured for a third. "Besides. I'm actually sort of enjoying myself. Don't ruin it for me."