Satan glanced upwards, as though he was asking God if he'd ever really done anything to deserve this nonsense. "Telling you to learn to share would just be counterproductive, so instead, I'd advise you to deal with Lucifer the way you would an enormous, grizzly bear that's just broken into your house. Let him have what he wants, and he won't maul you. Start throwing things and screaming, and you really shouldn't be surprised when he throws you through a wall. Do you think this chair would clash with my wallpaper? Answer honestly."