"I could've done fuck-all when you died," she snapped. "And from the tone of Rhode's message, I guessed no one was leaping to find you, so I figured someone should drag your sorry ass back home. Doing your dirty work, same way since ancient times."
"Because she doesn't like her husband, dumbass," she quipped. "Gifts are generally something the recipient likes. Get her a fucking pair of shoes next time, or something. And he was always a little shit, I'm not sure how this is a newsflash."