"Oh-" Tinsel rolled her head back with a groan. "He's just such a massive bag of coal," she said, great angry emphasis on the last word because she couldn't make it sound any worse. "Imagine giving people adult toys for Christmas! In front of my mother!" She flopped down on the sofa with an irritated growl. "It went straight in the bin of course, no way I'm touching anything he gives me. And he's so rude to everyone because he thinks its funny and that everyone else thinks he's funny. Poor Donna was mortified."