"How dare you even jest!" Merlin looked appalled at the very idea. "My old heart couldn't take the shock!" He put on a look of weakness and pressed a hand to his chest, then laughed softly.
"Luna, my dear, you cannot be everywhere at once. Why not find someone to take on the website, for instance? That is a full time job just on its own. You will run yourself ragged, and be too exhausted to fuck me as I deserve."