"He tortured her for weeks! Absolutely dreadful affair! Don't you worry your head about it, apparently the minotaur ripped Hybris' head clean off!" Aphrodite was telling this all like it was the most salacious tale one could ever hear. "And she's been having him stay with her," she added, wiggling her blonde eyebrows up and down. "I do wonder what gifts that minotaur possesses."