"Ugh, I'm not a heathen," Will said, poking his fork into the bacon. "I jizzed over the side, like any civilised person would do." He glanced at Tuck with a mischievous twinkle, and pushed the meat into his mouth.
Really, he knew he was supposed to be easing up on the PDA in front of Addy, but when she said things like that, what else was a man supposed to say?