"Oh, we grew up in an enchanted cottage," Ash said. He was feeling a lot more relaxed now, and he looked around at Will as he pulled his phone out of his pocket and started tapping on the screen. "Oh! What's that? What does it do?" He came over to have a look at the screen, which was a newly-sent message to the Merry Men group chat that read: Little John, what the fuck???
Will looked at Ash and tilted his phone away. "Hey, don't be looking at my messages. Phones are private."
"Oh of course, that's a phone! Amazing! And you just touch the screen? Wizard!"