I am too lazy to log into a proper account. ANYWAY, HERE IS WHO PARTIED HARDY (or abstained from):
CHARLIE: contingent upon certain parties (lol). If the Greens and what is left of the LEFG insisted upon it, Charlie went and enjoyed himself in an awkward manner as per his usual. If not, then he did what Charlie does best: sit at home, reprogram one of his robots, watch MST3K, and enjoy his solace with a :).
THERESA: oh my God, she was so there it was stupid. A) PARTY, b) SNOWPACK SOLIDARITY!, c) SHE HAS TO SEE THE FUCKING WEREBEAR. She made sure that whoever went with her took 234098234098 pictures of her high-fiving the werebear and doing retarded thumbs-up pictures and shit. Like, so many stupid werebear stunts were to be had. After which, she got ridiculously crunk, did her usual slutty thing, probably hugged on people and cried because she loves them, like, so fucking much. Anyone from Snowpack had The Bro Article from the yearbooks recited to them if they were not careful.
LEO: is in space, fags, he is physically incapable of attending. UNLESS -- DOES ANYONE WANT TO CALL AND HAVE LEO ON VIDPHONE FOR LULZ? I'm serious. I'm looking at you, Kate van Helsing and/or Brad Murphy. He can fake drink your beer and real laugh at your retardation, guys.
WILLIAM: Sated from bacon and bacon, he showed up with Miss Collins as per and canoodled/sipped politely/enjoyed his friends' company for one last evening before tomorrow's launch into the sunset. Any young miss friend of his was invited to have one last dance -- even if it was to the weird beats of techno.