Congratulations! You have been selected for an internship with the Evil League of Evil's Department of Underhanded Schemes for SPRING 2010. We were incredibly impressed by both your resume and your letter(s) of condemnation. You have, in your short life, shown great promise as a nefarious wrongdoer-to-be.
You will soon be receiving a package in the mail confirming your selection for the program and detailing the duties you will be expected to perform. The package will be sent to the mailing address indicated in your application. Be warned: the package is designed to implode 15 minutes upon being opened, as per our standard method of preventing BHH interception.
Once again congratulations on your selection into the Evil League of Evil's internship program. We look forward to corrupting every shred of moral fibre you may still retain!
Signed,
Fake Thomas Jefferson
Department of Underhanded Schemes Evil League of Evil Email: dus@ele.na