"I would have to take stock in bandaids," Jesse commented, though he did get a chuckle out of Sam's comment. He'd say there was hardly much about him that led to him being perfect wife material. So what if he just couldn't think of many of the reasons right then?
"A little bit of alcoholism wouldn't hurt anyone." He moved his head a little to the side, allowing himself to get a bit more comfortable. "Anyway, you can't convert Jamie. I wouldn't let you! Kid's already about as fucking awesome as it gets."