Nearside Bulletin Board

Got scrap metal or other junk lying around? Local artist will take it off your hands. Call Chelsea Cooperstein at (823) 555-1310. Leave message.

Female looking for male/female roommate to share two bedroom apartment on Solaris Rd. Applicants need to be tidy as I'm not going to clean up after you, but will throw your dirty $#*t on your bed. No pets, no smoking, no loud parties. Call (823) 555-0192.