1. http://www.playbill.com/images/photo/g/a/gallagherjr200.jpg <-- seriously the closest thing to a 'posed picture' on the internet unless he is being Moritz... 2. I've got so many issues they're practically volumes. 3. Art club, chastity club 4. My name is Benjamin Parson. I've tried very hard to be a Ben, but I guess I will always be a Benji...or a “Ricky's Brother”...
This year has been pretty much like any other year. Except that my family moved from NYC to Lima, Ohio. And I met Lillian, who is my first friend that I am not related to. And I sang in front of people, which I never do. And I talked to people, which I also never do. And I got yelled at by protesters for working on a show that I didn't even want to be in. And I got a fish. And a banjo. And learned several words that rhyme with “elephant.”