It's two, two, two plotting posts in one!!!
Aaand here are the summaries! Wow, I'm on a roll, eh?
"The Substitute"
-Sue Sylvester is now the Principal because Figgins got Monkey Flu. ...yeah. ...Poor Figgins.
-...yeah, Will. Constant exposure to illness.
-Yay Baby!Glee scene. Oh god, how much do I love baby!Puckerman? And "Mr. Schuester, you look a little GREEN!"
-Terri taking care of Will. ...I'm sorry, they're cute. And since how scary Will has become this year, they GO together. And ...ew, they play "sick baby"? TOO MUCH INFO, show.
-Rachel, apparently, has tried to take over the glee club. Go Santana go!
-Kurt is ditching Mercedes for Blaine. Poor Mercedes. ...she's got some food issues.
-Kurt decides to get the substitute Spanish teacher to sub for Glee. ...her Spanish class is muy loco. CONJUNCTION JUNCTION, WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION???
-"You smell homeless, Brett, homeless."
-Puck buttering the floor. Go, Rachel! :D
-Substitute teacher does not go down. Poor Kurt does.
-Oh, Mike Chang. You're lookin' different.
-Substitute teacher yeah. Cee-Lo song. Which I sorta love but WHY IS THE TEACHER SINGING THE SOLO PART AND NOT THE CLASS? LOL
-I love the Cheerio trio. Seriously. MUST HAVE MOAR.
-Beiste and Sue. Sue is foiled again. LOL
-HUMILIATION. :D Oh Sue. You are a nut. LET'S BAN POTATER-TOTS.
-Make 'em laugh. ...it didn't. But Mike Chang is awesome. oh poor Brad. Hitting you with their hats.
-Rachel going to Mr. Schuester to tell him about the substitute.
-Animal Hoarders and red wine. Ah, bonding over mutual interests.
-Once again, Kurt blows off Mercedes, and then it's Mercedes ALL-SMASH because she's gotta have her tots.
-LOL, calling Mercedes "Jackee". Oh Sue. Britney,broccoli is not a small tree where gummi bears live.
-Rachel and Holly HOliday discussing duets. She's not exemplary as a role-model.
-Terri and Will. They are really sweet together in this scene. But oh my GOD so inappropriate. And for god's sake, who LIKES rubbing menthol?? ew.
-Seriously, this scene is really creepy. Show, are you WATCHING this?
-Mercedes and Kurt. Kurt sets Mercedes up on a date. He's very cute, but Mercedes ain't buyin'. She pulls a 'Norma Rae' with a TOTS sign. oh god, Becky with the 'watching you' sign.
-"Nowadays/Hot Honey Rag"...okay, good song, they're cool. BUT NO FAKE GUNS IN SCHOOL.
-Sue is now the principal "permanently" and Figgins has been fired. Sue fires Mr. Schuester.
-Kurt and Blaine and Mercedes. Yeah, not so great. It's awkward being the third wheel. ...a little purse falls out. LOL.
-Will confronts Holly. Will actually makes some good points, but she makes one good point. "It's a bad economy, I can't turn this down!"
-Mercedes and Holly in Sue's office. Sue drives a Le Car. LOL. Mercedes is threatened with jailtime for stuffing the exhaust full of tots. Sue calls Holly on her bullshit.
-Will and Holly have a beer together. She admits that she's a bad teacher and talks about how she started out subbing. And how she lives, and says she's resigning.
-Confrontation with Terri. Wow, AWKWARD. And sorry, Will, you're a bastard and Terri is a nut. And he *is* going to regret this. Yeah.
-Kurt and Mercedes and tots. He makes some good points. She goes to talk to Anthony. Karofsky is scary as fuck.
-Sue returns Will to his position. The kids all love him and went to Sue to ask for him to come back.
-(Will *does* need chin-derwear.)
-will gives the kids a new assignment. Yyyyeah, singin' in the rain. :D
-gin and juuuuuice.
-Mary Todd Lincoln in the houuuse!
-So now they do a mashup of Umbrella/Singin' in the Rain. BUT WHY THE ADULTS DOING THE MAIN SOLOS? *sigh*
-not for nothin' but that's a lot of water.
"Furt"
-the cutest wedding announcement thing EVER! Burt drives Carole to work every Tuesday! kurt squeeing over the ring. ANd Kurt the WEdding planner. Finn is happy but a bit worried. IT'S A GLEE WEDDING!
-Sue is Marrying Herself! Aww, Becky. :D "Shine on, Urban Campers, you smell like adventure!" Rod is an ass. Sue could do better.
-Sam's shoulder is no longer messed up. And he WANTS QUINN SO BAD. And astronomy mobile. And hellooooo proposal. THEY ARE SO CUTE BUT THIS IS WAY AWKWARD. "What are you, six?" His speech is soooo sweet. And he has puppydog eyes. And he got a 'maybe'.
-Kurt is being so damn cute about the wedding. "That's why we feed them glitter, Finn." Mother and Son dance! LOL, Power Rangers = Fleetwood Mac. And Karofsky being SCARY AS FUCK. And Will actually BEING A GOOD TEACHER FOR ONCE.
-Sue and Will and Kurt talking about bullying. Thank you, Kurt for calling Sue on her "Lady" nickname for you. "Porcelain" is better.
-Rachel enlisting the "girlfriends" of the football team to defend Kurt. "Deal with it." Santana is Not Pleased. "Dwarf", hee.
-Wedding planner is a little freaked out by Sue's wedding. CAROL BURNETT ROCKS! And now you know where Sue gets it from. "Chad Braun"? Sue and her Mom have Issues.
Appalacian Murder Ballads, what.
-Finn is refusing to fight Karofsky. Rachel is Very Disappointed in Finn.
-ARtie and Mike THROW IT DOWN and Sam PICKS IT UP! God, I love Beiste SO MUCH.
-MANIMAL. The girls are tending to their boys. And make Finn feel guilty.
-Sue and her mom singing Ohio from "Wonderful Town". I KNEW THEY'D SING THIS ONE DAY. And it is AWESOME.
-The Kurt Hummel Wedding Dance Seminar. God he's cute as hell. "Stairway, or some Buble". Finn and Kurt dance. OOoh Karofsky is a jerkface. BURT SMASH!
-Kurt and Dave and the Parents. I like Paul Karofsky. He's just trying to figure his son out. Sue expells Karofsky. AND WHY THE HELL DOES KAROFSKY HAVE THE NERVE TO LOOK HURTFACE AT KURT?
-Finn cannot figure out how to tie a CLIP ON tie. Santana pep talk about coolness and how he doesn't have any. And flashback to Rachel telling Finn that she and Jesse did not have sex. And oh man Santana sorta likes Finn, doesn't she. But ooh, Finchel.
-The Wedding. Could it be any cuter? Seriously. It's very viral video of them but I don't even care because it's so damn cute. Plus, Burt and Carole dancing! And Kurt and Finn are so damn happy.
-Aw, Kurt getting teary. <3 could I love him more? And the speeches, with the family inclusion thing. God so sweet.
-And the vows, oh man. <3<3<3
-Oh, Burt and Carole dancing. Sooo sweet. And yay for Will singing something *appropriate*. All the Glee kids are so sweet and happy. <3 more.
-Finn's little toast thing! Soooo awesome and THANK YOU FOR FINALLY COMING TO TERMS AND GROWING UP. "Furt". And OH THE CUTENESS OF THIS LITTLE MUSICAL THING. And he's improved his dance moves, that Finn.
-And Burt and Carole looking on. :D
-The Sue Sylvester wedding Rehearsal. Sue's dress is AMAZING. I love it love it. Sue's mom doesn't feel so great about it and isn't very supportive. "You may kiss yourself."
-Confrontation scene. how much does this scene rock? And Jean is a sweetheart.
-Quinn gives Sam arnica and her heart. <3 (so cute.) Sam is all "YAY!"
-Karofsky's back. :( Carole and Burt together standing up for Kurt. Sue resigns as principal as protest, and promises to have his back. But...
-Glee rehearsal. Kurt makes An Announcement. He's transfering to Dalton Academy. Oh, Rachel, *facepalm*.
-*CRIES*
"The Substitute" happened THIS week in-game. "Furt" happens NEXT week as far as things that you want your character to have experienced.
THE WEDDING IS NOT NEXT WEEK. That will be later. But it *will* happen. :)