There's Some Things Money Can't Buy

User: [info]karanguni
Date: 2009-04-17 11:34
Subject: Drabbles, and, uh, "squid pro quo"
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(PSST: none of this falls in any timeline; it really just is random drabble/brainless playing! BUT THERE WILL BE STUFF. TIMELINED STUFF. COMING. SOON!)

[info]ellnyx and I were talking [info]nasdack, and in between lots of guilty feelings and a lot of random conversational tidbits, she provided this prompt: Balthier/Tseng/Rufus - inversion of roles/ceremony - love came in accordance with what he promised, and not only out of gratitude. And lo, I have written something:

~900 words. Tseng/Rufus/Balthier. Very soft R.

Tseng doesn't offer any explanation when Rufus looks at him in askance. 'I'm sorry we're late,' he says instead. )


THEN SOMEHOW, TENTACLES GOT MENTIONED. Mayhap it is because shoe-kink still is unfathomable to Nyx, she instead jumps forward towards tentacles:

(12:13:58 AM) nyx: b/t/r, TENTACLE SEX
(12:14:00 AM) K: OKAY
(12:14:02 AM) K: YOU ARE ON
...
(12:14:11 AM) K: I WILL TENTACLE SEX THOSE THREE
(12:14:16 AM) nyx: NO NONO
(12:14:23 AM) K: WHAT IS THAT YOU ARE SAYING
(12:14:24 AM) K: YES YES YES?
(12:14:25 AM) nyx: THOSE THREE SEX THE TENTACLES
...
(12:14:44 AM) K: RUFUS DARING BALTHIER OR VICE VERSA
(12:14:45 AM) nyx: YES
...
(12:14:52 AM) K: SUCKERS
(12:14:53 AM) nyx: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Now that I have ascertained that this is NOT MY FAULT, I am here to enable. Here we go, tentacle porn. Or, uh, the closest I could get to it, anyway. NOT BRAIN SAFE. NOT HEAD SAFE. It's almost work safe. BUT IT HAS TENTACLES. FOR [info]nasdack VERSE. If that doesn't warn you, NOTHING WILL! I blame the meds and 350am! CAVEAT LECTOR.

[edit] NOW KNOWN AS:

SQUID PRO QUO

Warnings for squick! ~900 words. R. Tseng, Rufus, Balthier/DRUG PRODUCING TENTACLE MONSTER.

Crack, tentacles, and, uh, yeah. Crack and tentacles. )

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User: [info]ellnyx
Date: 2009-01-23 08:19
Subject: relative privacy [ffxii/ffvii, tseng/balthier]
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Tags:additional canon, fic

Fandom: FFXII: OGC/FFVII: AC - Stockmarket AU
Title: Relative Privacy
Characters/Pairings: Balthier/Tseng
Rating: PG
Word Count: 638
Other: written for [info]karanguni as a drabble prompt that grew too long.  Takes place early in Balthier/Tseng interactions.


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User: [info]karanguni
Date: 2008-10-29 06:13
Subject: Music II
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Tags:extras, music

When I can't write, I post tunes. :D

3 tracks )

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User: [info]karanguni
Date: 2008-10-26 13:29
Subject: Entropy, And Financial Fantasy
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Tags:additional canon, fic

Entropy, And Financial Fantasy

Fandom: FFXII/FFVII (Stockmarket AU)
Characters/Pairings: Balthier/Rufus, implied Tseng/Rufus, Balthier/Tseng
Rating/Warnings: PG13
Word Count: 2529
Summary: Rufus re-negotiates his territory. Balthier rearranges it. Post-original canon.

Functional explanation: The joint fault of [info]karanguni and [info]logistika_nyx. More excuses can be found here!

Entropy isn't Tseng's favoured form of therapy. )

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User: [info]ellnyx
Date: 2008-10-25 08:37
Subject: (no subject)
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Tags:crack, extras

So, most of the stuff on

[info]nasdack  is pretty serious stuff. Well, sometimes. Big long fic. More than 500 words. Hard to read when you just want a short, sharp dose of feel-good.

Well.

 



That, and more, at the downjones.

The concept: happy hilarity. Not always ever serious. Sometimes you get real bits of finance, thrown in when K is feeling particularly delirious. Or Nyx doing some magic with the characters or a coffee machine.

In truth: if Reno had a blog. That's all I'm saying.

For your convenience: there's an rss lj feed that you can friend (on LJ at the moment, will work this one out shortly): downingjones.

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User: [info]ellnyx
Date: 2008-10-25 08:35
Subject: kimono!
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Tags:additional canon, art, extras

NYX DID ART, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 0_0

Fandom: FFXII/FFVII Stockmarket AU
Title: Kimono
Characters/Pairings: Balthier
Rating: PG
Other: So Tseng's Chinese-American, Rufus is 1/4 Japanese, and Balthier's starting to feel a little left out on the whole cultural thing.

The kimono beckons... )

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User: [info]karanguni
Date: 2008-10-23 22:10
Subject: Onelinermix
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Tags:additional canon, extras, fic, standalone: k

\o\ Shortmixes, because I'm too tired to write anything more substantial on my own right now! :D :D

Note: These bits are written independently, on my own psychosis. 8D 8D

Bits of Tseng, bits of Rufus )

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User: [info]ellnyx
Date: 2008-10-23 14:49
Subject: the chains of habit are too weak to be tested [ffxii/ffvii, balthier/tseng]
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Tags:additional canon, fic

Nyx crawls out of the woodwork and says HI!

Thank you for joining our crackfest. Hearts and hugs for all the feedback so far!  Don't listen to K when she tries to blame everything on me, this is all so much her fault.  Truly.  8D  

The Chains of Habit Are Too Weak to Be Tested

Fandom: FFXII/FFVII (Stockmarket AU)
Characters/Pairings: Balthier/Tseng
Rating/Warnings: R
Word Count: 2830
Summary: Backstory FTW! Takes place soon after Balthier and Tseng meet.  Lots of discussion of vice, application of Jaguars and handcuffs, and not a lot of finance.

Functional explanation: The joint fault of [info]karanguni  and [info]logistika_nyx  .

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User: [info]karanguni
Date: 2008-10-22 14:37
Subject: Stop Worrying And Love The Platinum Credit Card (Part 3 of 3)
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Tags:fic, original canon

Or, How Tseng Teaches Us To Stop Worrying And Love The Platinum Credit Card (Part 3 of 3)

Fandom: FFXII/FFVII (Stockmarket AU)
Characters/Pairings: Balthier/Tseng, Tseng/Rufus, Balthier/Rufus
Rating/Warnings: R
Word Count: 8988
Summary: Tseng's in New York, Balthier's in London, and Rufus is in the sky as the world burns around them. Hedging on futures can be such tricky things.

Functional explanation: The joint fault of [info]karanguni and [info]logistika_nyx. More excuses can be found here!

Do you have to brand everything you come to own? )

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User: [info]karanguni
Date: 2008-10-22 14:37
Subject: For Everything Else There's The Theoretical Joint Bunansa-Shinra Empire (Part 2 of 3)
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Tags:fic, original canon

Some Things You Can't Buy, For Everything Else There's The Theoretical Joint Bunansa-Shinra Empire (Part 2 of 3)

Fandom: FFXII/FFVII (Stockmarket AU)
Characters/Pairings: Balthier/Tseng, Tseng/Rufus, Balthier/Rufus
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Word Count: 6907
Summary: Tseng's in New York, Balthier's in London, and Rufus is in the sky as the world burns around them. Hedging on futures can be such tricky things.

Functional explanation: The joint fault of [info]karanguni and [info]logistika_nyx. More excuses can be found here!

Tseng doesn't play games. But he does play. And well. )

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User: [info]karanguni
Date: 2008-10-22 14:34
Subject: Is that a trust fund in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? (Part 1 of 3)
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Tags:fic, original fic

Is that a trust fund in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? (Part 1 of 3)

Fandom: FFXII/FFVII (Stockmarket AU)
Characters/Pairings: Balthier/Tseng, Tseng/Rufus, Balthier/Rufus
Rating/Warnings: R
Word Count: 2558
Summary: Tseng's in New York, Balthier's in London, and Rufus is in the sky as the world burns around them. Hedging on futures can be such tricky things.

Functional explanation: The joint fault of [info]karanguni and [info]logistika_nyx. More excuses can be found here!


'He's a Bunansa. You're a Shinra. Tell me how this will go well, Rufus.' )

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