When: October 8th What: End of Iris Hamilton's show. Saving face Periodical/Channel: Fox news, then I guess youtube
At the end of Iris Hamilton’s show. She spent the last 45 minutes telling the news as she sees it.
“Now there’s been a lot of speculation regarding the events of a certain video.”
Brief glimpse of security footage of the slushie incident.
“Due to legal reasons I haven’t been allowed to comment until now, but by now I’m sure my viewers and fans have heard about my attack this weekend and wish to know what is happening with it.”
Iris sweetly clears her throat.
“I’ve decided forgiveness is the best measure here. She’s not apologized and is probably not sorry, but I have a higher calling. I have decided to forgive her because she is a victim of her circumstances. She’s a victim of a country that doesn’t support family values. She’s a victim of a liberal media who tells people it’s alright to behave like dogs. She’s a victim of a liberal, socialist university system that echo chambers these views drowning out sensible devate. She has her whole life ahead of her, and I can only hope that this is a lesson to her. She and others like her need a reeducation about the things that matter.
Now I won’t out her identity that would be petty even if smart people on the internet have already discovered it.
Good night, and as always, America with you, there’s help.”