detectivenigma (detectivenigma) wrote in na_electronics, @ 2014-10-12 17:28:00 |
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Entry tags: | batman, enigma, lois lane-kent, oracle, riddler |
Who: Edward Nigma, Private Dectective
When: Backdated, October 4th, 2014
What: TV Commercial broadcast to Gotham and nearby cities
"Greetings, Gothamites! Our fair city..." a slow sad smile from the man in a dark green suit and tie, sitting behind a desk, "isn't so fair, we must admit. Crime is up ... despite the "best" efforts of the GCPD, and ... other parties." He sits forward, hands placed on his desk. "They claim to have your best interests at heart, and yet ... the wicked go unpunished." A sad shrug of his shoulders, and then a broad grin as he stands, rounding the desk. "One could say ... they might drive you batty."
"But fret not, dear Gotham! The best, and the most brilliant mind this city, and ..." a light chuckle as he comes to stand in front of the desk, "possibly the world, has to offer is, as always, available for hire. Missing relative? Lost family heirlooms? Worried that your home lacks in the proper security to protect your cherished objects and loved ones? Look no further. I, Edward Nigma, the World's Greatest Detective, offer my mind and my security solutions to help solve your problems. And ... because the holidays are near, my prices are being reduced until the New Year." A somewhat tight smile. "More money to spend on little ones during the Christmas season, and all that."
"I've served the wealthiest and the poorest that this city claims as citizens, and all have walked away from my office pleased with my results. Their secrets ... and yours ... are safe in my hands." Hands spread wide as he grins at the camera, "Won't you do the smart thing, and hire the best this city has to offer?"
The screen goes to black and a title card with green lettering comes up:
Edward Nigma.
Private Detective, and Security Consultant.
World's Greatest Detective.