notbaraka (notbaraka) wrote in na_electronics, @ 2012-05-30 14:54:00 |
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Entry tags: | deadpool, email, harley quinn, riddler, scarecrow |
To: [Gotham Villains List] Black Cat, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Mr. Zsasz, The Riddler, Scarecrow
From: The Merc With A Mouth
Date: May 29th, 2012
Subject: Not Penis Enlargement
Is your penis too small?
Kidding! Welcome folks one and all to the 379th Annual BBQ hosted by me! The Ever-Loving-Blue-Eyed Merc With A Mouth!
On the 2nd of June the festivities will commence at noon at
[undisclosed location coordinates]
and will last until all hours of the following evening! Well.. for me at least. But come on out and have some fun! There will be free food, a metric ton of booze (I did weigh it) and a kiddie pool filled with chocolate pudding.
Games will be set up around and so will several large screen TVs to watch the best episodes of last years hit documentary series "When Superheroes Fail." So come on out and bring a friend! Victims are only welcome if they promise not to bleed everywhere. I'm looking at you Zsasz-y! And remember this invitation can be used as a flotation device in the event of a water landing!